1. St. Louis, Cue The Sarah McLachlan Music
Last year, some Cardinals fan made a pre-mature sappy remembrance video in honor of Albert Pujols. Unless you live under a rock under the sea on a different planet, you now know that such a video is no-longer premature. Stay strong, St. Louis. Remember, "weep not foooooor, the memories."
2. Meanwhile, In New York ...
So in case you're still under that rock under the sea on a different planet, a couple of days ago, Jose Reyes was like, "I'm leaving because the Mets didn't even want me they didn't show me any love!!!" and then Sandy Alderson was like, "yeah, OK, buddy, our bad, maybe we should have sent you some chocolate, but also, that chocolate wouldn’t have cost 106 million dollars." Then Mets fans were like "...", and now Marlins fans will be like, "Jose, Jose, Jose, Jose!" because Reyes is the newest addition to Miami's newest dream team. In case you want a more in depth look of the aforementioned events complete with the Mets getting shot with an arrow by a flying cupid-esque Bobby Valentine, look no further than my favorite Taiwanese video website.
3. Worst Sports Gifts
The holidays are here, so naturally it's the most wonderful time of the year to share the worst sports gifts you’ve ever received. Looking at this list brings back a plethora of depressing memories for me, like when I was 9 and asked for a Jets jersey and some distant relative got me a Dan Marino one instead. Typical occurrence in the life of a Jets fan. And if you have similar experiences, submit them so you can make everyone else feel better about their own depressing gift exchanges.
4. Bobby V. Facts That Make You Wish You Were Him
Bostonians, take note. In case there’s a blizzard, Bobby V. knows how to direct traffic so everyone's safe. And more importantly, he ate 120 pancakes in a pancake-eating contest in college. I would now like to request that no one ever complain about Bobby Valentine ever again, because this is the most amazing list of facts of all time.
5. Tebow Tattoo Time!
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